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Gabrielle - 17 - US/Narnia - Pterodactyl Queen


"i don’t want to write this fanfic i want to fucking read it"
—a novel not written by me (via kingxxxwizard)


7 minutes ago on 16/4/2014 - 48,901 notes ( via / ©)

mrmisterheyhey:

All hail King Joffrey Baratheon, First of His Name, King of the Andals and the Rhoynar and the First Men, Lord of the Seven Kingdoms and Protector of the Realm

mrmisterheyhey:

All hail King Joffrey Baratheon, First of His Name, King of the Andals and the Rhoynar and the First Men, Lord of the Seven Kingdoms and Protector of the Realm


7 minutes ago on 16/4/2014 - 72,558 notes ( via / ©)


7 minutes ago on 16/4/2014 - 251 notes ( via / ©)

hobbitofthemotherfuckinshire:

If Game of Thrones has taught me anything it’s Kings are fucking weak and don’t mess with a Queen


10 minutes ago on 16/4/2014 - 10,604 notes ( via / ©)

judicial-thesis:

dutchster:

dutchster:

i love being in people’s dreams

well unless i get killed or something

Once my friend had a dream that there was a serial killer at our school and everyone went behind bulletproof glass but I got distracted by a butterfly and got killed


12 minutes ago on 16/4/2014 - 53,569 notes ( via / ©)

oh-so-pleasant:

how many hospital visits do you think st. mungo’s gets from people using engorgio spells on their dick


13 minutes ago on 16/4/2014 - 12,813 notes ( via / ©)

peppermonster:

a very real world reaction to the superhero concept


16 minutes ago on 16/4/2014 - 64,067 notes ( via / ©)

lollians:

f-aint:

I want to talk to you but my face

I think you just summarized Phantom of the Opera.


20 minutes ago on 16/4/2014 - 213,968 notes ( via / ©)

schrodingersowen:

i guess the real question is how can you not like tesla

he thought women would eventually rule the world because we’re the dominant sex

he liked pigeons

he was a vegetarian 

he was a babe

he was shy

he hated edison 

he’s perfect 

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Yup, as long as you’re ok with that time he went bonkers and tried to build a death ray.

Are you serious the death ray was the best part

 


20 minutes ago on 16/4/2014 - 305,348 notes ( via / ©)

chotheho:

trying to train a weak pokemon and it faints so you bring in your strongest pokemon and absolutely murder them in revenge


21 minutes ago on 16/4/2014 - 25,141 notes ( via / ©)


22 minutes ago on 15/4/2014 - 25,714 notes ( via / ©)

wickedcherub:

Everytime my husband tells me about some sporting stars achievements etc, I just reply with ‘yeah but he’s ugly’ and he gets so mad but he can’t say anything because he knows this is what women go through every single time we achieve something.


22 minutes ago on 15/4/2014 - 13,981 notes ( via / ©)

itseasytoremember:

I wonder if there are Quidditch “street rules” matches where everyone’s taking liquid luck and all spells are fair game


26 minutes ago on 15/4/2014 - 3,236 notes ( via / ©)

babyferaligator:

what the fuck is wrong with that cow

babyferaligator:

what the fuck is wrong with that cow


27 minutes ago on 15/4/2014 - 96,764 notes ( via / ©)

ghoulgaarden:

shower me in various black items of clothing and hundred dollar bills


28 minutes ago on 15/4/2014 - 146,352 notes ( via / ©)