All hail King Joffrey Baratheon, First of His Name, King of the Andals and the Rhoynar and the First Men, Lord of the Seven Kingdoms and Protector of the Realm
If Game of Thrones has taught me anything it’s Kings are fucking weak and don’t mess with a Queen
i love being in people’s dreams
well unless i get killed or something
Once my friend had a dream that there was a serial killer at our school and everyone went behind bulletproof glass but I got distracted by a butterfly and got killed
how many hospital visits do you think st. mungo’s gets from people using engorgio spells on their dick
I want to talk to you but my face
I think you just summarized Phantom of the Opera.
i guess the real question is how can you not like tesla
he thought women would eventually rule the world because we’re the dominant sex
he liked pigeons
he was a vegetarian
he was a babe
he was shy
he hated edison
Yup, as long as you’re ok with that time he went bonkers and tried to build a death ray.
Are you serious the death ray was the best part
trying to train a weak pokemon and it faints so you bring in your strongest pokemon and absolutely murder them in revenge
Everytime my husband tells me about some sporting stars achievements etc, I just reply with ‘yeah but he’s ugly’ and he gets so mad but he can’t say anything because he knows this is what women go through every single time we achieve something.
I wonder if there are Quidditch “street rules” matches where everyone’s taking liquid luck and all spells are fair game
what the fuck is wrong with that cow
shower me in various black items of clothing and hundred dollar bills