Do not be so sweet
That people will eat you up.
Nor so bitter that
They will spit you out.
Pashto Folk Saying.
Keep everybody rolling you around on their tongues for all eternity.(via adherens)
All these “cuddle and play video games” date ideas are weak. We’re playing mario kart double dash, cuddling is a distraction. Im here to win
i love how there was a 24 minute gap between these two
He did something that made him question his sanity in those minutes
Most marine mammals are very flexible because they are made of 99% blorp.
what the fuck is the last 1%
Witches who can only cast spells through rhymed verse locked in an epic rap battle.
Double double, toil and trouble
I’ll make ya mama’s cauldron bubble
Eye of newt and wing of bat
I’ll show yo mama where it at
Harper cries tis time, tis time
You ain’t a witch ‘less you can rhyme!
i hope all of you get to make out w/ someone hot at a shitty party while one of these new arctic monkeys tracks plays in the background
Kesha got out of rehab, cut her hair, unfollowed Dr. Luke, changed her artistic name to Kesha Rose, and updated her twitter image, bio and header
I can feel the comeback in my bones